Okay, my complete lack of self control and seeming susceptibility to my friend's snack food advertising, are making me fat. First tbretz's kettle chips and now spnknffork's trail mix. What's next?
You are mighty, and yet still easily corrupted. The masses know your weakness. Exile, Exile!
So you like the trailmix? Have you tried the Asian. It's got ginger crisps and wasabi flavoured rice crunchies. You know you want it. You know you like the way it makes you feel dirty. MWAHAHAHA!!
Meditation. Concentrate on the bowl of carrot sticks in front of you and think, "They taste like chocolate...they taste like chocolate". You can do this for broccoli and cauliflour florets too.
Barry, Levon and two hundred and forty dollars worth of puddin', of course.
Levon: Shhhhhhhh...
So you like the trailmix? Have you tried the Asian. It's got ginger crisps and wasabi flavoured rice crunchies. You know you want it. You know you like the way it makes you feel dirty. MWAHAHAHA!!
Not buying huh!